Family Matters is a comedy that has many serious episodes, something many sitcoms delve into from time to time, but "Good Cop, Bad Cop" is possibly their best offering of drama. He left the minute we put a warrant up for his arrest. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I'll bet that's what the bug was thinking, too! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Way to go Carl! Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it. Harriette: I don't know. You dumped one of my relatives in a Hefty bag. White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. It's a beautiful language. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: I demand satisfaction. Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What? Harriette Winslow: [Eddie got pulled over by the cops, and a ticket] What was the problem? [Comes in the lving room with Mother Winslow as Eddie is taking his frustrations out on his sack of dirty laundry because Carl has just taken Waldo to the Chicago Bulls game instead of him]. Harriette Winslow: Carl was nice enough to invite you into his game and you've been acting like a jackass. Rachel Crawford: Sort of an Urkel Exchange Program? Carl: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Aunt Oona: Well not good, my kitchen exploded. Steve Urkel: Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time? Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. Let's just hope we can rub off on him before he rubs off on 3J. Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. Steve Urkel: Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds fifteen seconds sixteen seconds. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. Steve Urkel: I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! Rachel Crawford: Can you make him quack like a duck every time the phone rings? Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Carl Otis Winslow: You look horrible. Harriette Winslow: But, apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way, so be it. "I heard you are looking for a stud. It was your free safety. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl. Alexandre Dumas was black. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How'd that happen?
Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today - TheList.com Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! Judy Winslow: Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke. How much do I owe you for parking? [Runs with Steve to confront Waldo and Weasel], [Eddie tries to flirt with a cute girl, unaware that Carl is behind him]. Does that about cover it? It's not fair. Would you like that? Steve Urkel: I can't believe this! Wha? Eddo. Steve Urkel: Why? Easy Eddo. No, you're not invited. Laura Lee Winslow: Steve, could you go a little faster? Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Wha? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend. I can teach you how to cook. Or was it yellow? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [He walks towards Eddie and pulls out a folded flyer he took out of his pant pocket. Why would anybody want to kill her? Stefan Urquelle: Steve, what's up with your cousin?
The lovestruck genius of Steve Urkel - CNN Video Laura Lee Winslow: [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'. Why, because of you, he's swapping recipes with Wolfgang Puck. When the door opens Carl appears dessed up as Steve normally dresses with his glasses]. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. Curtis: I know you're disappointed. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well you have to get rid of them. Laura: Sure. Carl Otis Winslow: [ordering in a coffee shop] Just a bearclaw and a coffee. [sees the kids] Oh my Lord! Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. [Pulls Steve to other side of room] Steven, last semester I specifically asked you what class you would not be taking this semster and you told me HOME EC! Steve Urkel: I've fallen and I can't get up! [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? Carl Otis Winslow: After you left, I saw your boy Fresh Squeeze at the door. Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. It can't explode or anything? My, what strong arms. Steve Urkel: [whispering] I bent my dagger. [He and his partner grabs Willie and Waldo]. Laura: Well you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! It's always tomorrow with that boy! Some of our pickup lines are real-life applicable. And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. Right now you have over a 100 crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie. Look how big and thick it is! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Don't you worry, I'll work on him. Carl Otis Winslow: It's full, Harriet! I'm Stefan sweet thing. Lt. Murtaugh: Keep the pace, Mr. Backwards Hat! Laura: Just let me fall! Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo.". Steve Urkel: Now that Waldo's out of the picture, does that make me your number one reject? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. This isn't my grandmother. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [brings her in to meet the Winslows] Now don't worry, they don't bite, and even if they do they've had their shots. Waldo: Life is short, and so it Gary Coleman. An illustration of a person's head and chest. Steve Urkel: All right! Stefan Urkelle: Well, it could be a few days, or weeks, or [Steve voice] any minute now! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'm not dreaming anymore. This semester we're Steven, you'd better get going. [Handing out] Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu. Get down from there! Darnell Watkins: [about Carl] This guy's about invisible. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Well, how did you miss it? Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. Harriette Winslow: Well, Eddie said something came up, but he promised he'd empty the trash tomorrow. Me and Laura went ice skating together.
Urkel actor Jaleel White is launching his own cannabis brand | CNN Business [the car breaks down. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. Steve Urkel: The woman's been flirting with me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura this elixir will improve my coordination, my posture, my vocal intonation, and I might even sprout a chest hair or two. Steve Urkel: [about the music video] This is going to be the biggest bomb since Howard the Duck. This means you guys have to go together. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . . Laura Lee Winslow: That you'll never go into outer space again. Myra Monkhouse: I rearranged the chamber.
Steve Urkel to Return in Fuller House Season 4? - MovieWeb Steve Urkel: I can't! Maxine: Ugh, what is this? Lionel: Really? Rachel Crawford: Steve, are you sure you're okay? Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. When's it going to end? Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. [the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]. Raoul is the new produce manager. Stefan Urquelle. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them. Dont you know when you make a mistake, you fess up to it. Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. Steve Urkel: L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair Look! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why are you upset, Waldo? Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh really, why wasn't I told? Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: That's big talk coming from a guy in Italy. Some of our pickup lines are just for laughs. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, do you mind if your old grandmother tells you a story? They help move along our sentences. Steve Urkel: Oh, no I'm not. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant? Lt. Murtaugh: No, because I brought him back. Waldo: Don't do it, Urkel! Newsflash, Eddie! I can't afford a B on my permanent record. Harriette Winslow: Before you stormed out of the house, I forgot to mention to you that I called OGD's Grandmother back in Detroit.
The Most Memorable Moments From Family Matters - Looper.com Harriette: [unsympathetic] Yes! I'm Stefan sweet thing. Eddie didn't have to come back here and confess. Weasel: Yeah chill. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? You had two whole days to forget where it was. Steve Urkel: Ms Steuben, you taught Laura to slow down and stop taking short cuts. Their own version of the 3 R's? Stefan Urkelle: It's not just a transformation chamber. Empty the cash register! That's Lt. Murtaugh. Steve Urkel: Could. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. Calm down, easy. Five hundred on the line. The only reason I asked you to be my partner was because I was worried about my grade. Laura Lee Winslow: Nope, this is Black History Month. Getting you to smile would be like pulling teeth! [laughs] But you never smile! Steve Urkel: All right, Laura, we'll randeavou at the Isetta. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand. Dadadadada! I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. You have a lot of qualitites girls really go for. Carl: Okay, you read the instructions, while I add all the pieces. Would you rather be buried or cremated? Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! I wish I'd never done it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean, you want to kiss me? [Goes to feel his head]. If I remember correctly, the safest place to be during a nuclear explosion is in a reinforced basement. Harriette Winslow: Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received. Cassie Lynn: Try me. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. Steve Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Eddie: Did Halle Berry return my phone call? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? Steve Urkel: Why, I can see the headlines now! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Laura] Sugar, I realize you're having a hard time, but you've got to stand up for whatever you believe in, or things will never change. I'm going to give you an 'A'. Laura: Wait a second. Carl was his horse. Steve Urkel: Steve Urkel! Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 10, Went to the market. Steve Urkel: I can't help it, Laura. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [told he can't go to the party] You mean I was nice for nothing? Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? [finds a note hanging on the door] Oh my God. Eddie borrowed money from me. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. It helps to determine how much help you need. Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? 8. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled. First of all, this is not a real date. Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. Not bells, Swiss Melody Chimes. "No mo giet itsu mana! I can't live like this. Carl = Son, you have disobeyed me for a woman? Harriette Winslow: Oh, well it's nice to meet you, Curtis. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? "Tomorrow Dad!". You can do it! I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. "Take out the trash, Edward." Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, that kid is bad news. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Serious. Lt. Murtaugh: They're sending in that Urkel kid. Steve Urkel: I've never tried out for athletics before and the equipment list says that every guy should wear a cup. Wow, are you wearing a bra?
'Steve Urkel' actor launches cannabis brand on 4/20 Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: That's hotties, Steve. Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. We were just having a little fun. It was my nickname in preschool! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. It's a cool chamber. Or are they just lame? Having aired 215 episodes, Family Matters is ranked third, behind only Tyler Perry's House of Payne (254), and The Jeffersons (253). In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . I'm playing Boyd double or nothing. He held operations in Chicago. Lt. Murtaugh: Yeah like that's gonna bring him back. Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? Robbins: Hey everyone, Laura Winslow's date is Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this! Carl Otis Winslow: There was an E.Coli scale in the chocolate and I tasted a few to make sure the box was safe. Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department? It's either a number or a letter! If there was one thing I thought the show could have brushed up on, it would be the premise of the episodes. Steve Urkel: Oh, I'm not joking. What's for dinner, milk and cookies? Steve Urkel: [as Waldo hands Steve a cup of the spiked punch] Why should I Laura, I'm the pife of the larty! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait Wait. Edward, sure I got a moment. [splashes Waldo with the spiked punch]. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. Harriette Winslow: These flowers are not fresh. It's late. Carl Otis Winslow: Society places too much emphasis on being thin. Carl Otis Winslow: What did she have to say? Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, well how did that happen? I don't know what to say. College Problems Student Problems Laura: Don't argue. No more chimes. And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me.
Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - tqquu.rocks Ty: Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard. Laura: Let me tell you something. So, is it all right with you? Where did you get the money for this? Steve Urkel: Yeah, but now I have an excuse. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Steve Urkel: [thinking he's playing hide and seek with Laura, Eddie, & Judy and a shower starts running] That shower running doesn't fool me Laura! It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! Robber: [threatens Steve] You! Look, Steve. An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [under laughing gas, laughing] I just realized, your name is Doctor Smiley. Laura Lee Winslow: What're you guys going to see at the dinner theater? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You know, I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agreed with Waldo Geraldo Faldo. Urkel pronouns are the best. Steve Urkel: Well, Laura, do you realize what you're asking? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want. I was in a high-speed car chase and ran out of gas. Laura Lee Winslow: Well that really bugs me. Willie Fuffner: But he wasn't, so chill out ok. Laura Lee Winslow: You just don't get it, do you. Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong? You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. I'm getting dizzy. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Steve Urkel: Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. So go ahead, FIRE ME! "I'm Asian, so I'll eat your cat." 2. That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! You got the whole family off on the wrong foot.
Did He Do That? - The New York Times And I just got the wax sucked out of my ears! It's Monday! Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. He just told you to get lost. Clarence has under control. Laura Lee Winslow: How fast are we going now? [Notices Maxine & Laura left the living room] Well, I thought it was a good story. Carl: Are you implying that you're not having a good time?
'Steve Urkel' Actor Jaleel White Launches Purple Urkle - Forbes Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. Harriette Winslow: Mother Winslow, take all the toddlers up to your room. Now you sleep tighty-tighy with all your mighty-might. Carl, Eddie: [after Carl gets shocked from the electrical current] STEVE! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, cash is so impersonal. Laura Lee Winslow: First you better sprout a chest. Ouchith! And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. Not name your state. Harriette: Soon, baby. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Well it's not cool. Steve Urkel: Hey, I was following Eddie's instructions. Laura: You know, I just don't get why people are so afraid of our history. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Steve Urkel: What? Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] Him. And I'm sorry. Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Willie Fuffner: That's different, you're my friend. You trifled with my emotions! His parents were very upset. Now let me get this straight, you dented the car. When my dad said you fixed me up with Laura; why, I thought I'd wet my pants! Doo da doo da. "Family Matters Quotes." Is that the problem? When is that party supposed to be. Laura Lee Winslow: You're lucky, you got into a great fraternity and all it cost you was your best friend. Carl will understand. I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. My doctor slapped the wrong end. What about it, Steve. Can you help me out? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Self respect. Bushwhacker Luke: Me and me brother, we hate cops! Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Let's call it recycling. Stop the music! Laura: By being born first. Laura: [gasps] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry please forgive me. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! Laura: Doth thou love me? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Tries to hold Eddie from pounding their friends] Eddo. She just slipped and I caught her. Laura Lee Winslow: Rachel Crawfish, you got me, and I like the St. Louis Cardinals. You don't sleep, you don't have nightmares.
Family Matters: Steve Urkel's 10 Greatest Inventions, Ranked - CBR Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. Laura: Yeah, every time I used the bug spray. Why can't we share? Carl: This baby has a remote. But, like they say in the movie "Love Story" 'Love means never having to say I'm sorry Steve, but I'm takin' yo chick'. I can see my dad! When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. I met Raoul. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike. Why he showed great strength of character and what's his reward: you fire him. Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth! [after Steve's Urk-yeast exploded all over the room]. Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! Stefan Urquelle: You can take a bus or an airplane. There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. Hey, wait a minute. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harrassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love. You think she'll really kiss Steve? Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. I'm on duty? Harriette Winslow: Are your parents happy with the new you? Steve Urkel: Why, sure! You'll never know how much time you'll have together. But, I'd be willing to pay you. Laura: [Curtis is about to break bad news to Laura] Curtis! Laura: Look, I owe you an apology.
The Steve Urkel NFL Draft Preview | Football Outsiders Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Alright. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl hasn't moved that fast since he chased a doughnut down hill. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. [He leaves the house]. Harriette: Well, tell him you don't remember him. Steve Urkel: You didn't even make it onto the chart! Carl Otis Winslow: Thanks for the present son. He opted ofr early retirement. Carl: Who are you and what have you done with our son? Have you taken leave of your senses? [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, guess what? Rachel Crawford: Oh. Oh, the room is spinning. Eddie Winslow: [at the frat party] Steve, why are you wearing a toga? Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. [just got lemon tart filling thrown at him]. Rachel Crawford: Good. Bye! I realize the reason you don't love me is because I'm weak. Steve Urkel: Oh, please, Laura.
The Ethical Issues With Stefan Urquelle In Family Matters Harriette Winslow: And I always mark the year, you gave it to me. Steve Urkel: How tough am I? Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Stephan] Laura Winslow, you are the sun, the rain, and the wind that flowers my soul. Cassie Lynn: Look, Becky Sue. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl and his father planned on doing a lot of things together, but they never got the chance. [Steve has just fallen off the tree and onto the Coopers' pet Doberman, Damien. Harriette: This feud between you and Nick is getting out of control. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, there is a child outside digging up your azaleas. Steve Urkel: A little? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! All the pins look like Laura! Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. [cries]. Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30? Steve Urkel: I will not be bullied! She lived a long and full life. Rachel Crawford: I'm what? Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. To rob and murder? Harriette Winslow: [gives him a tray of drinks] Here, take these with you. Laura: Well, that's because you have self-confidence. Yesterday he said 'get lost, Fido Face!' They help move along our sentences. No. A bee to a blossom. Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. How much will that cost me? Seems I'm having all the luck. Steve Urkel: I have a spectacular evening planned! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [voiceover, as Johnny Danger] So there I was, staring death right in the face. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? A heart that hurts.
Family Matters Quotes 36 Steve Urkel ideas | steve urkel, humor, funny - Pinterest Steve Urkel: Well, the earth didn't exactly move for me either! I love my Army. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. Web. I can't breathe! If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.'. Steve Urkel: But, I told you. Oh, I see. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah? Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, Everything was Going Just fine, until You Blabbed that I was a cop. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Cop: [Searching Willie and Waldo] Ok, where did you hide the booze?